三人幽默英语短对话

1．DoYouKnowMyWork?Onenightahotelcaughtfire,andthepeoplewhowerestayinginitranoutintheirnightclothes．T

Intherestaurant.W:WhatcanIdoforyou,sir?C:BeijingRoastDuck,TomatoandEggSoup.That'sall.W:Amoment.W:You

经典对话一：男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：男：CanIha

Oneday,avillageidiotwonthefirstprizeinthelottery(彩票).“Howdidyouguesstheluckynumber?”askedhisneighbor

Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

ackground:AandCarestuyinginChina.A:Hi,iamA,iamfromJapan.whereareyoutwofrom?B:IamB,icomefromChina,and

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

大家只知道小龙女被尹志平OOXX了,以为是尹志平占了便宜,但真相到底是什么呢?当年小龙女被尹志平XXOO过了3,4个月,小龙女就离杨过而去,要和绝情谷主结婚,这估计就是有了孩子,妊娠反应出现了,她很惊

A:Doyouknowhowtowrite"pig"?B:it'seasy,p-i-gA:idonotthinkso,itisp-u-gB:noit's"i"!A:it'syou!B:i!A:u!B:

Hi,PeterHello!HowAreYou?IAmFine.Whatisyourname?MynameisMary.Whereareyougoing?Iamgoingtothepark.

经典对话一：男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：男：CanIha

lucy;didyoumakeaNewYear'sresolutionthisyear,Kim.kim;Yes,Lucyidid.Lucy;Whataregoingtodo?Kim;I'mgoingt

上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔.一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产.他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了.半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话：你给我的

JacobandWilhelmGrimm　　Onceuponatimetherewasaclever,wilypeasant,whosetrickscouldbemuchtalkedabout.The

"Idon'twantacar,"saidthefarmertothepersistenr(坚持不懈的）salesman."Ineedanewcow""Butyoucan'trideacowalong

achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto

A:HowdidyouspendyourChristmasBand你怎么度过圣诞节的b和c?B:Well,Istayedhomealldayanddonothingatall.我整天呆在家里什么也没有

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一天,妻子苦着脸对老公说：“我已经很久没有称过体重了,不知道重了没有?”丈夫闻言说：“我劝你不要称比较好,毕竟有些事不知道你反而不会为此而忧愁!”

四人对话：甲;Igotaticketyesterday.我得到一张处罚单.乙:Youranaredlight.你闯红灯了.丙:Henearlyranintothebus.你差点撞上那辆公共汽车.丁:D