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没看懂的笑话A man went to the doctor's.The doctor came in and said

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没看懂的笑话
A man went to the doctor's.The doctor came in and said,"Well,I've got some good news and some bad news."
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor.The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.
The man's brain is $100,000.00 and the woman's brain is $30,000.00.The patient could not help but ask; "Why such a large difference between,the male and the female brain?"
The doctor replied,"The female brain is used."
A man went to the doctor's.The doctor came in and said,"Well,I've got some good news and some bad news."
一个男人去看医生,医生进来说,“哦,我这有个好消息和坏消息.”
The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor.
坏消息是你有个不能进行手术的肿瘤.The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have which ever brain you like.好消息是我们医院已通过可进行脑移植,正好在一个事故中一对夫妇被害,你想用哪个可以选.
The man's brain is $100,000.00 and the woman's brain is $30,000.00.男人的脑$100,000.00 ,女人的脑$30,000.00.
The patient could not help but ask; "Why such a large difference between,the male and the female brain?" 病人禁不住问,在男人脑和女人脑之间为什么有这么大的差距呢?
The doctor replied,"The female brain is used."
医生说,女人的脑是用过的.(暗指男人不用脑!)