最好的英语搞笑剧本有那些?
来源:学生作业帮 编辑:作业帮 分类:英语作业 时间:2024/05/16 05:22:01
最好的英语搞笑剧本有那些?
三只小猪英语剧本2006/12/07 07:16 P.M.The Story of the Three Little Pigs
旁白:There was an old mother with three little pigs,and as she had not enough to keep them,she sent them out to seek their fortune.
妈妈:Goodbye,kids!build your own house,but be careful of the wolf.
三只小猪:goodbye,mum.
旁白:three pigs leaved their mother.after a while they met a man with a bundle of straw.
Pig one:“Please,grandpa,give me that straw to build me a house."
稻草爷爷:the house will be beautiful,but it easy to be broken down by wind.
Pig one:never mind.only for live.
稻草爷爷:it’s ok.here you are.
旁白:Which the man did,and the little pig built a house with it.then he went into his house,said happily.
Pig one:haha!now the wolf can’t catch me and eat me.
旁白:pig one falled asleep in his house.then pig two met a man with a bundle of sticks.
Pig two:"Please,man,give me that sticks to build a house."
旁白:Which the man did,and the pig built his house.pig three knew the house is not strong,but it is easy to do.so he lived in the house.pig three keep going.The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks.
Pig three:"Please,man,give me those bricks to build a house with."
旁白:So the man gave him the bricks,and he built his beautiful house with them.
Pig three:ok!my house is so hard.i mustn’t scare of the wolf.
旁白:Presently came along a wolf,he knocked at the pigone’s door.
狼:"Little pig,little pig,let me come in."
pigone answered:"No,no,go away."
The wolf:"Then I"ll huff,and I"ll puff,and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白:So he huffed,and he puffed,and he blew his house in.pig one is scared,fortunetely he run away to the pig two’s house.
Pig one:I’m regretful that I didn’t listen to the grandpa.
旁白:Then along came the wolf.He is shouting.
Wolf:"Little pig,little pig,let me come in."
Pig one and two:"No,no,go away."
Wolf:"it’s very easy.sticks is not strong.Then I"ll puff,and I"ll huff,and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白:So he huffed,and he puffed,and he puffed,and he huffed,and at last he blew the house down,luckily the little two pigs run away to pig three’s house.they are scared,but pig three seemed not to be afraid.
旁白:the wolf came,as he did to the other little pigs.
Wolf:Little pig,little pig,open the door."
Threepigs:"No,no,you are the wolf.go away"
Wolf:"Then I"ll huff,and I"ll puff,and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白:Well,he huffed,and he puffed,and he huffed and he puffed,and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down.When he found that he could not,with all his huffing and puffing,blow the house down.
Wolf:"Little pig,I know where there is a nice field of turnips."
Three pigs:"Where?"
Wolf:"Oh,in Mr.Smith"s home field,and if you will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you,and we will go together and get some for dinner."
Three pigs:"Very well,I will be ready.What time do you mean to go?"
Wolf:"Oh,at six o"clock."
旁白:Well,the little pig got up at five,and got the turnips before the wolf came.At 6 o’clock,the wolf came.
Wolf:"Little pig,are you ready?"
The little pig said,"Ready!I have been and come back again,and got a nice potful for dinner."
旁白:Then the wolf was very angry indeed,and declared he would eat up the little pig.
Wolf:you three little pigs. I wanna eat you.i will get down your chimney,and eat you.
旁白:When the little pigs saw what he was about,they hung on the pot full of water,and made up a blazing fire,and,just as the wolf was coming down,took off the cover,and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant.The wolf died,they lived happily ever afterwards.
Three pigs:sing a song.
旁白:There was an old mother with three little pigs,and as she had not enough to keep them,she sent them out to seek their fortune.
妈妈:Goodbye,kids!build your own house,but be careful of the wolf.
三只小猪:goodbye,mum.
旁白:three pigs leaved their mother.after a while they met a man with a bundle of straw.
Pig one:“Please,grandpa,give me that straw to build me a house."
稻草爷爷:the house will be beautiful,but it easy to be broken down by wind.
Pig one:never mind.only for live.
稻草爷爷:it’s ok.here you are.
旁白:Which the man did,and the little pig built a house with it.then he went into his house,said happily.
Pig one:haha!now the wolf can’t catch me and eat me.
旁白:pig one falled asleep in his house.then pig two met a man with a bundle of sticks.
Pig two:"Please,man,give me that sticks to build a house."
旁白:Which the man did,and the pig built his house.pig three knew the house is not strong,but it is easy to do.so he lived in the house.pig three keep going.The third little pig met a man with a load of bricks.
Pig three:"Please,man,give me those bricks to build a house with."
旁白:So the man gave him the bricks,and he built his beautiful house with them.
Pig three:ok!my house is so hard.i mustn’t scare of the wolf.
旁白:Presently came along a wolf,he knocked at the pigone’s door.
狼:"Little pig,little pig,let me come in."
pigone answered:"No,no,go away."
The wolf:"Then I"ll huff,and I"ll puff,and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白:So he huffed,and he puffed,and he blew his house in.pig one is scared,fortunetely he run away to the pig two’s house.
Pig one:I’m regretful that I didn’t listen to the grandpa.
旁白:Then along came the wolf.He is shouting.
Wolf:"Little pig,little pig,let me come in."
Pig one and two:"No,no,go away."
Wolf:"it’s very easy.sticks is not strong.Then I"ll puff,and I"ll huff,and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白:So he huffed,and he puffed,and he puffed,and he huffed,and at last he blew the house down,luckily the little two pigs run away to pig three’s house.they are scared,but pig three seemed not to be afraid.
旁白:the wolf came,as he did to the other little pigs.
Wolf:Little pig,little pig,open the door."
Threepigs:"No,no,you are the wolf.go away"
Wolf:"Then I"ll huff,and I"ll puff,and I"ll blow your house in."
旁白:Well,he huffed,and he puffed,and he huffed and he puffed,and he puffed and huffed; but he could not get the house down.When he found that he could not,with all his huffing and puffing,blow the house down.
Wolf:"Little pig,I know where there is a nice field of turnips."
Three pigs:"Where?"
Wolf:"Oh,in Mr.Smith"s home field,and if you will be ready tomorrow morning I will call for you,and we will go together and get some for dinner."
Three pigs:"Very well,I will be ready.What time do you mean to go?"
Wolf:"Oh,at six o"clock."
旁白:Well,the little pig got up at five,and got the turnips before the wolf came.At 6 o’clock,the wolf came.
Wolf:"Little pig,are you ready?"
The little pig said,"Ready!I have been and come back again,and got a nice potful for dinner."
旁白:Then the wolf was very angry indeed,and declared he would eat up the little pig.
Wolf:you three little pigs. I wanna eat you.i will get down your chimney,and eat you.
旁白:When the little pigs saw what he was about,they hung on the pot full of water,and made up a blazing fire,and,just as the wolf was coming down,took off the cover,and in fell the wolf; so the little pig put on the cover again in an instant.The wolf died,they lived happily ever afterwards.
Three pigs:sing a song.
急求一篇关于外星人的英语搞笑的短剧剧本(最好中英文都有)
英语话剧剧本3到4人,最好有中文.不要太长,要搞笑的.
搞笑英语话剧剧本最好6人,简短.适合初中的.有中英文.
2人英语短剧剧本,搞笑的最好
求一个搞笑的英语话剧剧本,最好有中英文对照,最最最好是《灰姑娘》.两天内回答,
关于搞笑英语小品的剧本有中文的
谁有7个人表演的英语搞笑剧本
给我一个搞笑的英语话剧剧本(有中文译本的),最好是老友记的剧本,不过其他等得也可以.
谁有4人英语剧本?4个人的剧本,搞笑一点的.
求搞笑的初中英语剧本求搞笑的英语剧本,角色不要太多,因为我们实际情况是女生多男生少,7,8个人左右,最好有汉语翻译,不必
急求搞笑的英语话剧剧本
《孔雀东南飞》英语剧本,不是搞笑版的