英语阅读Engineers and lawyersGod strolls to the gates of heaven

英语阅读
Engineers and lawyers
God strolls to the gates of heaven to talk to St.Peter.He says,"Peter,you look tired.__1__ don't you take a vacation,Kick it in the Caribbean for a week or two,and I'll watch the gates." So,St.Peter goes __2__ vacation.
An engineer comes to the gatea; God takes a look at him,and says,"You're in the __3__ place." So he turns around,feeling quite rejected,and goes down the escalator to the gates of hell.There the devil greets him with __4__ arms.After about a week,the engineer decides hell is just too __5__ and uncomfortable,so he talks to the devil and arranges __6__ water piped in,air conditioning installed,and swimming pools built.So after a month of construction,hell is getting to be a __7__ tropical place to be.
God calls the devil and asks,"So,how are things down there,pretty hot,huh?"
And the devil replies,"No,actually it's pretty nice.We have an engineer down here __8__ helped us pipe in some water and air condition the place."
God say,"No,wait,that's a __9__,the engineer was supposed to be up here."
The devil says,"Too bad,we're keeping him."
God is __10__,"I want that engineer.I'm going to sue."
The devil smils his most confident smils and says,"Yeah?Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
1.A.what B.where C.why D.how
2.A.at B.into C.on D.in
3.A.right B.good C.real D.wrong
4.A.large B.closed C.open D.small
5.A.hot B.cold C.cool D.warm
6.A.liking B.having C.to have D.to like
7.A.big B.nice C.bad D.small
8.A.who B.what C.when D.where
9.A.wrong B.right C.mistake D.decide
10.A.happy B.angry C.noisy D.pleasure

1 C
2 B
3 D
4 C
5 A
6 C
7 B
8 A
9 C
10B