作业帮求几则英语小笑话 要求 背诵不超过两分钟
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求几则英语小笑话 要求 背诵不超过两分钟
谁愚蠢 Who is Stupid?
Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid,stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?"
"No,ma'am,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
中文：
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说.
小约翰尼站了起来.
“你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问.
“不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着.”
Customer:Give me a hot dog.
Waiter:With pleasure.
Customer:No,with mustard.
顾客：来个热狗.
侍者：很高兴.
顾客：不要,加上芥末.
(注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思.这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了.怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢.)
二、
Teacher:Now class,whatever I ask,I want you all to answer at once.How much is 6 plus
Student:At once!
老师：全班同学听着,不管我问什么,你们都要马上回答.6+4等于几?
学生：马上.
Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid,stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?"
"No,ma'am,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
中文：
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说.
小约翰尼站了起来.
“你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问.
“不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着.”
Customer:Give me a hot dog.
Waiter:With pleasure.
Customer:No,with mustard.
顾客：来个热狗.
侍者：很高兴.
顾客：不要,加上芥末.
(注：英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思.这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了.怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢.)
二、
Teacher:Now class,whatever I ask,I want you all to answer at once.How much is 6 plus
Student:At once!
老师：全班同学听着,不管我问什么,你们都要马上回答.6+4等于几?
学生：马上.
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