英语翻译Close or OpenTwo women on a train were arguing long but

英语翻译
Close or Open
Two women on a train were arguing long but not settle the question.At the end,one of them called the conductor.She said,“If this window is open,I will catch cold.And I’ll probably die.”
The other woman said,”But if this window is close,I will feel difficult in breathing,and I’ll probably die.”
The conductor didn’t know whay to do.A man had been listening all the time.He said he had an idea.
“First open the window.That will kill one,”he said,”Next close it.That will kill the other.Then we can have peace.
My Dreams
Tom was ten years old and he was very lazy.He had to go to school,of course,but he was bored there and tried to du as little as possible.His father and mother were both docors and they hoped that he would become one,too.
When he grew up,one day,John said to his mother,“When I finish school,I want to become a garbage collector.”
A garbage collector?”his mother was very surprised.”That’s not a pleasant job.Why do you want to become a garbage collector?”
“Because the garbage collector only work one day a week”John snswered.
“Only one day a week?”his mother said,”What do you mean?”
“Well,”John answered,“I know that the ones who caome to our house only work on Wednesday,because I only saw them on thay day.”

我的梦想
Tom是一个10岁的非常懒惰的孩子.他不得不去学校,当然,但是他厌烦这里而且试着做得很少.他的父母都是医生,他们希望他也能成为医生.当他长大了,一天,John告诉他妈妈：“当我完成学业,我想要当一个拾荒者.”
“一个拾荒者?”他的妈妈十分地惊讶,“那不是一个好的工作.你为什么想要当一个拾荒者?”“因为拾荒者一星期只工作一天,”John回答.“一星期只工作一天?”他妈妈说,”“恩,”John回答说,“我知道他们只在星期三到我们家,因为我只在那天看到他们.”
不知道为什么那人改名字了.到底是tom还是john?