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急求关于运动会的英语笑话

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急求关于运动会的英语笑话
今晚就要啊,明天要讲的,不要太长,要有中文翻译的.
答:
运动世家 A German,Englishman and American are traveling on a train.They get bored and start telling each other about their families.The German says I have 4 kids,one more and they"ll make a basketball team.The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing,I have 10 boys,one more and I"ll be the world-champion soccer-team"s coach.The American starts laughing.He says I"ve had 17 wives and no kids!But one more wife and I"ll open a golf course!
德国人 ,英国人和美语正在一列火车上旅行.他们变得无趣而且开始告诉彼此关于他们的家庭.德国人说我有 4个小孩,另外一个和他们"ll 泡一个篮球队.英国人说哼!那毫不,我喝 10个男孩、另外一个和我 " ll 是世界-冠军的足球 - 队 " s 教练.美国开始笑.他说我"ve 有 17个老婆和没有小孩!但是另外一个妻子和我"ll 打开一个高尔夫球场!
运动会The elder brother takes a younger brother to attend the sports games of school.While connecting a dint match a beginning,the younger brother asks:"Front why does that person run so and quickly?"
The elder brother answers a way:"Certainly want to run quickly,you didn't see a behind,is that person taking stick to make track for and beat him?"
哥哥带着弟弟去参加学校的运动会.当接力赛开始时,弟弟问:“前面那个人为什么跑得那么快?”
哥哥答道:“当然要快跑啦,你没有看见后面那个人正拿棍子追着要打他吗?”