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The teacher put a bug into alcohol,the bug died.The teacher asked ,"what does this show?" A student answered,"It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol." 把虫子放入酒中,虫子死了.老师问：“这说明了什么?” 学生答：“说明人多喝酒,就不会长虫子.”
A tourist asks a man in uniform:"Are you a policeman"?Man:"No,I am an undercover detective".Tourist:"So why are you in uniform?" Man:"Today is my day off".
游客问一个穿制服的男人,“你是警察吗?” “不是,我是一名便衣侦探.” “为什么穿制服?”“今天我休息.”
Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning.老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别?学生：闪电不用付钱.
A tourist asks a man in uniform:"Are you a policeman"?Man:"No,I am an undercover detective".Tourist:"So why are you in uniform?" Man:"Today is my day off".
游客问一个穿制服的男人,“你是警察吗?” “不是,我是一名便衣侦探.” “为什么穿制服?”“今天我休息.”
Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning.老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别?学生：闪电不用付钱.