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关于梦想的搞笑英文演讲

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关于梦想的搞笑英文演讲
不用整篇的演讲稿,就要些搞笑的创意,幽默的段子,关于梦想的
Once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize.I asked 4 world peace.That’s impossible,he said.
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了实现我一个梦想.我说我要世界和平.“那是不可能的”他说.
Then I asked him to give you brains.He said,"Let me try world peace".
然后我请让你变聪明.他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧.”
再问: Great!Anything else?
再答: The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied. "Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean. "No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it. 农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的学生,“你为何要选择这个职业?”他问。 “我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元,就像我父亲一样。”这个学生回答说。 “你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元?”主任惊诧地问道。 “没有,”这位申请人回答道,“他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。”
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