作业帮求一则英语短剧,笑话最好,必须为对话,人数不限,但其中有两人的台词必须分别够十句.
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求一则英语短剧,笑话最好,必须为对话,人数不限,但其中有两人的台词必须分别够十句.
要剧本，中英都要
要剧本，中英都要
唐僧:悟空你也太调皮了,我跟你说过叫你不要乱扔东西,你怎么又…你看我还没说完你又把棍子给扔掉了!月光宝盒是宝物,你把他扔掉会污染环境,要是砸到小朋友怎么办?就算砸不到小朋友砸到那些花花草草也是不对的!
Monkey King,you are so naughty!I've told you,you don't listen to me again,YOU threw away your stick.The Pandora's Box is a treasure.You threw that away.It will pollute the enviroment!You will hurt kids!If there are not kids ,you'll hurt plants~.
唐僧：干什么?
What’s up?
悟空：放手!
Let go!
唐僧：你想要啊?悟空,你要是想要的话你就说话嘛,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢,虽然你很有诚意地看着我,可是你还是要跟我说你想要的.你真的想要吗?那你就拿去吧!你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗?……
You want?Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent?Why are you looking at me?Although your eyes are full of sincerity,I’m very glad,you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like?Really?
悟空：我Kao!(悟空一拳将唐僧打倒.)
观音：孙悟空……
Monkey King……
悟空：大家看到啦?这个家伙没事就长篇大论婆婆妈妈叽叽歪歪,就好象整天有一只苍蝇,嗡……对不起,不是一只,是一堆苍蝇围着你,嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飞到你的耳朵里面,救命,救命啊!(悟空倒地翻滚,异常痛苦.)
See,this guy keeps talking all the time,we don’t know what he’s talking about.He’s just like a fly hanging around.Sorry,not a fly.It’s a swarm of flies flying near your ears…… Flying into your brain.Help.Help!
悟空：所以呢我就抓住苍蝇挤破它的肚皮把它的肠子扯出来再用它的肠子勒住他的脖子用力一拉,呵－－!整条舌头都伸出来啦!我再手起刀落哗－－!整个世界清净了.现在大家明白,为什么我要杀他!
So I catch that fly.Open its belly.Take out its intestine.Put its intestine around its own neck.Then I pull the intestine tightly.Everybody,the tongue comes out.I use a blade and cut!Wow!All the people keep silent.Now you know why…… Why I need to kill.
Monkey King,you are so naughty!I've told you,you don't listen to me again,YOU threw away your stick.The Pandora's Box is a treasure.You threw that away.It will pollute the enviroment!You will hurt kids!If there are not kids ,you'll hurt plants~.
唐僧：干什么?
What’s up?
悟空：放手!
Let go!
唐僧：你想要啊?悟空,你要是想要的话你就说话嘛,你不说我怎么知道你想要呢,虽然你很有诚意地看着我,可是你还是要跟我说你想要的.你真的想要吗?那你就拿去吧!你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗?……
You want?Speak up if you want!Why do you keep silent?Why are you looking at me?Although your eyes are full of sincerity,I’m very glad,you still have to speak up.Take it!Do you really like?Really?
悟空：我Kao!(悟空一拳将唐僧打倒.)
观音：孙悟空……
Monkey King……
悟空：大家看到啦?这个家伙没事就长篇大论婆婆妈妈叽叽歪歪,就好象整天有一只苍蝇,嗡……对不起,不是一只,是一堆苍蝇围着你,嗡…嗡…嗡…嗡…飞到你的耳朵里面,救命,救命啊!(悟空倒地翻滚,异常痛苦.)
See,this guy keeps talking all the time,we don’t know what he’s talking about.He’s just like a fly hanging around.Sorry,not a fly.It’s a swarm of flies flying near your ears…… Flying into your brain.Help.Help!
悟空：所以呢我就抓住苍蝇挤破它的肚皮把它的肠子扯出来再用它的肠子勒住他的脖子用力一拉,呵－－!整条舌头都伸出来啦!我再手起刀落哗－－!整个世界清净了.现在大家明白,为什么我要杀他!
So I catch that fly.Open its belly.Take out its intestine.Put its intestine around its own neck.Then I pull the intestine tightly.Everybody,the tongue comes out.I use a blade and cut!Wow!All the people keep silent.Now you know why…… Why I need to kill.