作业帮有没有关于英语的笑话关于圣诞或是新年的!今天就要,我要做手抄报,明天要交
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关于圣诞或是新年的!今天就要,我要做手抄报,明天要交
关于圣诞或是新年的!今天就要,我要做手抄报,明天要交
室友：
圣诞节到了,我会把袜子挂在窗户上,我希望你们能在我第二天醒来
给我一个惊喜!
我：
没问题,我知道你最喜欢吃学校前门那个小面包`
我一定买来放到你的袜子里面!记得吃哈·
室友：.
Room friend:
Christmas day arrived,I can hang the sock on the window,I hoped youcan second days wake in me
For me pleasantly surprised!
I:
Does not have the question,I knew you most like eating school frontdoor that young bread `
I as soon as order put to inside yours sock!Remembered eatsKazak
Room friend:.
圣诞心愿
有个叫亚历山大的小男孩写信给圣诞老人：
“亲爱的圣诞老人,去年我收到的是一个妹妹,而不是一辆赛车.也许,另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车.我们把那个妹妹留了焉为,但现在我仍然想要一辆赛车.”
邻居的小男孩见亚历山大这样写,也赶紧给写了一封信：
“亲爱的圣诞老人,去年您虽然帮我弄到了一辆赛车,但今年我还需要一辆大一岁的新赛车.至于那个新的小妹妹,您还是留到明年送给亚历山大吧.”
Christmas wish
Has to be called Alexander the young boy to write a letter forSanta Claus:
"Dear Santa Claus,last year I received am a younger sister,but wasnot a vehicle race.Perhaps,another wanted to obtain the youngersister the boy actually to receive the vehicle race.We have kept thatyounger sister 焉 are,but now I still wanted a vehicle race."
The neighbor young boy sees Alexander to write like this,also hurriedto give has written a letter:
"Dear Santa Claus,last year you although helped me to make a vehiclerace,but this year I also need a big year-old new vehicle race.Asfor that new little younger sister,you or will remain to the nextyear give Alexander."
圣诞树
查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树,他老爸总是说太贵了,不想买.
今年圣诞节又到了,查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼,于是提起斧子出了门.过了一刻钟,老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了.查理高兴地大叫起来,“老爸,你真了不起,才花一刻钟就砍了这么大的一棵树回来!”
老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说,“傻小子,砍树哪有那么快,我是从集市上带回来的.”
查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗?”
老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗?”
Christmas tree
Charlie quarrels every year to his old father is wanting theChristmas tree,his old father always said,has too expensively notwanted to buy.
This year Christmas day arrived,Charlie's old father really quarrelsby him the headache,thereupon mentioned the axe to leave the gate.Crossed the quarter of an hour,the old father carried on the shouldera big Christmas tree to come back.Charlie happily loudly cries out,"the old father,you are really great,only then spend the quarter ofan hour to chop a such big tree to come back!"
刚送进来的
圣诞节快到了,一位参议员到州立精神病院慰问.
全院病人在礼堂听参议员演说.口干舌燥地讲了半天,也听不到台下的人鼓掌.
参议员很尴尬,只好打足精神讲下去,想激发大家的掌声以便下台.
突然,有个病人站了起来,对周围的人大声说道：“你们别听这个小子胡说八道.他是个疯子,上午刚被送进来.”
Just delivered
Christmas day is drawing near,a senator to state establishedmental hospital salute.
The entire courtyard patient speaks in public in assembly hall 听参congressman.Had a parched mouth spoke the half of the day,also didnot listen to the under person applause.
The senator is very awkward,has to hit the full spirit to say,wantsto stimulate everybody the applause in order to leaves office.
Suddenly,had a patient to stand,loudly said to the periphery person:"You do not listen to this boy to talk nonsense.He was a lunatic,morning just is delivered."
要求加分啊
圣诞节到了,我会把袜子挂在窗户上,我希望你们能在我第二天醒来
给我一个惊喜!
我：
没问题,我知道你最喜欢吃学校前门那个小面包`
我一定买来放到你的袜子里面!记得吃哈·
室友：.
Room friend:
Christmas day arrived,I can hang the sock on the window,I hoped youcan second days wake in me
For me pleasantly surprised!
I:
Does not have the question,I knew you most like eating school frontdoor that young bread `
I as soon as order put to inside yours sock!Remembered eatsKazak
Room friend:.
圣诞心愿
有个叫亚历山大的小男孩写信给圣诞老人：
“亲爱的圣诞老人,去年我收到的是一个妹妹,而不是一辆赛车.也许,另一个想得到妹妹的男童却收到了赛车.我们把那个妹妹留了焉为,但现在我仍然想要一辆赛车.”
邻居的小男孩见亚历山大这样写,也赶紧给写了一封信：
“亲爱的圣诞老人,去年您虽然帮我弄到了一辆赛车,但今年我还需要一辆大一岁的新赛车.至于那个新的小妹妹,您还是留到明年送给亚历山大吧.”
Christmas wish
Has to be called Alexander the young boy to write a letter forSanta Claus:
"Dear Santa Claus,last year I received am a younger sister,but wasnot a vehicle race.Perhaps,another wanted to obtain the youngersister the boy actually to receive the vehicle race.We have kept thatyounger sister 焉 are,but now I still wanted a vehicle race."
The neighbor young boy sees Alexander to write like this,also hurriedto give has written a letter:
"Dear Santa Claus,last year you although helped me to make a vehiclerace,but this year I also need a big year-old new vehicle race.Asfor that new little younger sister,you or will remain to the nextyear give Alexander."
圣诞树
查理每年都向他老爸吵着要圣诞树,他老爸总是说太贵了,不想买.
今年圣诞节又到了,查理的老爸实在被他吵得头疼,于是提起斧子出了门.过了一刻钟,老爸扛着一棵大个的圣诞树回来了.查理高兴地大叫起来,“老爸,你真了不起,才花一刻钟就砍了这么大的一棵树回来!”
老爸拍拍他的后脑勺说,“傻小子,砍树哪有那么快,我是从集市上带回来的.”
查理问：“你不是嫌贵不想买的吗?”
老爸说：“没看我带了斧子吗?”
Christmas tree
Charlie quarrels every year to his old father is wanting theChristmas tree,his old father always said,has too expensively notwanted to buy.
This year Christmas day arrived,Charlie's old father really quarrelsby him the headache,thereupon mentioned the axe to leave the gate.Crossed the quarter of an hour,the old father carried on the shouldera big Christmas tree to come back.Charlie happily loudly cries out,"the old father,you are really great,only then spend the quarter ofan hour to chop a such big tree to come back!"
刚送进来的
圣诞节快到了,一位参议员到州立精神病院慰问.
全院病人在礼堂听参议员演说.口干舌燥地讲了半天,也听不到台下的人鼓掌.
参议员很尴尬,只好打足精神讲下去,想激发大家的掌声以便下台.
突然,有个病人站了起来,对周围的人大声说道：“你们别听这个小子胡说八道.他是个疯子,上午刚被送进来.”
Just delivered
Christmas day is drawing near,a senator to state establishedmental hospital salute.
The entire courtyard patient speaks in public in assembly hall 听参congressman.Had a parched mouth spoke the half of the day,also didnot listen to the under person applause.
The senator is very awkward,has to hit the full spirit to say,wantsto stimulate everybody the applause in order to leaves office.
Suddenly,had a patient to stand,loudly said to the periphery person:"You do not listen to this boy to talk nonsense.He was a lunatic,morning just is delivered."
要求加分啊