英语翻译Naturally,I am I am already 120 years old,back in my 80

英语翻译
Naturally,I am I am already 120 years old,back in my 80 years old Hades,please send me an invitation,90-year-old issued the ultimatum to me!100-year-old sent a messenger to come push me,I am stubborn,not always; to 120 years old,finally unable to bear his old Hades,actually personally struck the door of my house!
Just open the door,showing in front of me is a ugly face,turned out to be King of Hell!I immediately invited him into the house,give him a cup of tea bubble.
Hades did not drink tea,but said:"You old fool thing!The seat back in a few years ago gave you issue the ultimatum,and you do not dare looked down on the seat!"
I said:"The old lady's fortune,rough,young provincial food inspection by and helpful; adult job seriously,a man of honesty and trustworthiness; about love specifically,it is in every possible way to treat a child!Why this hatred of eight to blame as you go the kind of place where the black whistling?"
Hades was furious:"As we all know,'illness and death' is a law of nature!Nothing to do with you and against me,but you dare to contend with not a natural law!"
I've also made a fire,shouted:"how was that?Old lady as you vowed never to go!Another arrogant,I'm going to call the police!"
Yama said:"Ok!Count you vicious!To rush to the seat,rein in the sun between the people forgot to bring the treasures of soul,no way you could get a moment!However,from tonight,the seat will stay in your home,eat you,with you,sleep you!"
Has been the past month,and this old guy still would not go back,driving me home to eat the poor,and how to put him away?

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译文：自然地,我是我已经120岁了,回到我的80岁的哈迪斯,请给我发一个邀请,90岁的发布最后通牒给我!百年历史的就差遣使者来推我,我固执,不总是;到120岁,终于无法忍受他的老哈迪斯,其实个人击中了家门口!
刚刚打开门,让在我的前面是一个丑陋的面孔,原来是王的地狱!我立刻邀请他进了屋子,给他一杯茶泡.
阴间也不喝茶,但说:“你这个老傻瓜的东西!阀座早在几年前给你问题最后通牒,和你不敢往下看在座位上!”
我说:“老太太的财富,粗糙,年轻的省级食品检验的和有用的;成人工作认真的人,诚实守信,关于爱的确切地说,它是用各种可能的方法来对待小孩!为什么这种仇恨的责任,因为你走到八种地方的黑色吹口哨?“
哈迪斯生气了:“正如我们都知道的,”疾病和死亡”是一种自然规律!不要跟你和我作对,不过你敢要对付不是一个自然法则!”
我也生了一堆火,大声地喊道:“这是怎么回事?老妇人当你发誓决不去!另一个傲慢自大的人,我就要叫警察了!”
Yama说:“好吧!你就算糟糕.冲到了座位上,控制在太阳的人忘了带之间的宝藏,你的灵魂,没有方法可以得到片刻!然而,从今晚开始,这个座位会停留在你的家里,吃了你,和你在一起的时候,你睡觉!“
已经过去的一个月里,这老家伙仍不愿回去,开车送我回家去吃穷人,以及如何把他拿走了吗?
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