英语翻译A:嗨,早上好啊,B.,看起来脸色不好啊,怎么了?B:哎,别提了,说起来丢人啊.C:哈哈,好像挺有趣啊,发生什么

英语翻译
A:嗨,早上好啊,B.,看起来脸色不好啊,怎么了?
B:哎,别提了,说起来丢人啊.
C:哈哈,好像挺有趣啊,发生什么了,给我们说说.
B:哎,是这样的……咦,D,你的左眼怎么和熊猫的一样?是不是被谁打了?
D:嗯…哦… 昨天晚上不小心撞到的.
A:你的眼神告诉我不是这样的.哈哈,是不是被你老婆打的?
D:嗯,是的.昨晚我老婆说他亲我一下….
C:亲一下就亲肿了?
D:肯定不是啦,我把眼睛闭上等她亲我,谁知道她一拳打过来,就成这样了
C：你肯定是在什么地方把她惹生气了
D：我昨天没有陪她去逛街她就生气了,
A:哈哈,你老婆很可爱啊,想出这种办法收拾你
D:A,我觉得你肯定是受虐狂
B：听你这样说我心理就平衡多了
C：嗯,那你是怎么回事呢,
B：我啊,昨天忙,没有洗澡,她不让我跟她睡.那我只有睡沙发了….

A:嗨,早上好啊,
A:Hi,good morning,
B.,看起来脸色不好啊,怎么了?
B.,don't look good,ah,how?
B:哎,别提了,说起来丢人啊.
B:hey,don't mention it,said a disgrace.
C:哈哈,好像挺有趣啊,发生什么了,给我们说说.
C:haha,seems quite interesting,what happened,to tell us.
B:哎,是这样的……咦,
B:hey,is this.Hey,
D,你的左眼怎么和熊猫的一样?是不是被谁打了?
D,how come your left eye like pandas?Is it right?Who play?
D:嗯…哦… 昨天晚上不小心撞到的.
D:well...Oh.Be careful not to hit the last night.
A:你的眼神告诉我不是这样的.哈哈,是不是被你老婆打的?
A:your eyes tell me that it's not.Ha ha,is it right?Is your wife?
D:嗯,是的.昨晚我老婆说他亲我一下….
D:well,yes.Last night my wife said he kissed me....
C:亲一下就亲肿了?
C:kiss kiss swollen?
D:肯定不是啦,我把眼睛闭上等她亲我,谁知道她一拳打过来,就成这样了
D:definitely not,I closed my eyes.She kissed me,who knows she is a punch up,just like this
C：你肯定是在什么地方把她惹生气了
C:you must have her angry at what place
D：我昨天没有陪她去逛街她就生气了,
D:I did not accompany her to go shopping with her angry yesterday,
A:哈哈,你老婆很可爱啊,想出这种办法收拾你
A:ha ha,your wife is very cute ah,think of this approach to pick up your
D:嘿,
D:hey,
A,我觉得你肯定是受虐狂
A,I think you must be a masochist
B：听你这样说我心理就平衡多了
B:listen to you say my mental balance.
C：嗯,那你是怎么回事呢,
C:Well,what do you thing,
B：我啊,昨天忙,没有洗澡,她不让我跟她睡.那我只有睡沙发了….
B:I ah,busy yesterday,didn't take a shower,she doesn't let me sleep with her.I only sleep on the sofa....
再问： 哈哈，其实我逗号后面的D 不是指它在说话，而是提到提到他的名字，太感谢你了，
再答： 呵呵.你又没说清楚.