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求一篇英语作文“Is shopping a pleasure or a torture?”在等~

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求一篇英语作文“Is shopping a pleasure or a torture?”在等~
Shopping is not a compatible activity for men and women.Maybe some men like to accompany their wives when they shop — especially during the holidays — but I suspect they’re under duress.
I represent millions,or at least assume I represent millions of men who look at holiday shopping the same way they do a drug-free colonoscopy.Or,worse,being trapped in a room with a TV that has only one channel and,even worse,plays only “Real Housewives of Atlanta” reruns over and over.
Seriously,how can that show not just fade away?
Stop trying to figure out the “in-betweens” of compatible unisex shopping.It doesn’t work.It was never meant to work.And it doesn’t work for a good reason:men are failures when it comes to shopping.
Men are mission-oriented.Our motto:“Go-Get-Out-Drink-Beer-Watch-Football.” Genetically,we’re still in caveman mode while women have progressed light-years ahead of us to whatever super intelligent metaphor fits here.
再问: 我不是男的啊 = =这样交上去。。真的好么、、、
再答: 嗨你早说啊!这样吧,你把I都改成my friend Tom好了。注意时态一致!
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