作业帮收集英文幽默笑话和谜语
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收集英文幽默笑话和谜语
笑话Much Worse
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man:If I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth.That would be much worse.
谜语是：What goes on four feet,on two feet,and three,but the more feet it goes on,the weaker it will be.谜底是Man.Because he crawls first,then walks on two feet,uses a cane when old.
Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man:If I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth.That would be much worse.
谜语是：What goes on four feet,on two feet,and three,but the more feet it goes on,the weaker it will be.谜底是Man.Because he crawls first,then walks on two feet,uses a cane when old.