请帮忙翻译中文，要答案和中文翻译

请帮忙翻译中文，要答案和中文翻译
One Sunday morning some old men talked about their hard work. A rich man came up to them. He said that he never took dinner with the lord(贵族、长官). One poor man said, “ That’s nothing. I can have dinner with the lord if I want to.”
“It’s hard to believe,” said the rich man. “If you can have dinner with the lord, I’ll give you two horses. But what will you give me if you can not do that?”
“If I can’t have dinner with him, I’ll work for you for three years and ask for nothing,” the poor old man answered.
“Very well,” the rich man was very much pleased.
So the next day the poor went to the lord. He spoke to the lord in a very low voice. “I want to ask you a question,” he said.” If a piece of gold is as big as my head, is it expensive?” he asked.
“Is your gold so big?” the lord asked in surprise. He called a servant(仆人) and said to him, “Be quick, bring us the dinner.”
Just a moment later, the dinner was ready.
“Sit down,” the lord said to the poor old man. “Help yourself to the fish and meat, please.” He took the old man as an important guest. “But if you bring the piece of gold, I’ll give you a lot of money for it.”
“But I haven’t got any gold,” said the old man. “I was only asking you a question.”
The lord got very angry. ‘Get out. You, fool!” he shouted.
“How can I be a fool?” thought the old man. “I was only asking you a question.”
The lord got very angry.” Get out, You, fool” he shouted again.
“How can I be a fool?” thought the old man.” I had a good dinner and the rich man will give me two horses.” And he went home happily.

一个星期日的早晨，一些老年人谈论他们的辛勤工作。一个有钱的人向他们走过来。他说，他从不吃晚餐与主（贵族、长官）。一个穷人说，“那没什么。如果我想的话我可以与主的晚餐。”“真是难以置信，”富人说。“如果你能与主的晚餐，我会给你两匹马。但是如果你不能给我吗？“如果我不能和他一起吃晚饭，我会为你工作三年，无欲无求，”可怜的老头回答道。“很好，”富人很高兴。所以下一天穷到主。他以极低的声音耶。“我想问你一个问题，”他说。“如果一块金牌是我的脑袋那么大，它贵吗？”他问。“你的黄金那么大？“主惊讶的问。他叫一个仆人（仆人）对他说，“快点，把我们的晚餐。”过了一会儿，晚餐准备好了。“坐下，”上帝对这个可怜的老人说。“随便吃点鱼和肉，请。”他把老人作为一个重要的客人。“但如果你把那块金子，我会给你很多钱的。”“但我并没有金子，”老人说。“我只问你一个问题。”上帝很生气。“滚出去。你，傻瓜！“他喊道。“我怎样才能成为一个傻瓜？“老人想。“我只问你一个问题。“主很生气。”滚出去，你，傻瓜，”他又喊。“我怎样才能成为一个傻瓜？“老人想。”我吃了一顿丰盛的晚餐，有钱人会给我两匹马。”他高兴地回家了。