英语演讲笑话一分钟带翻译

Dearteacherandclassmates:Iamverygladtomakeaspeechhereinthisclassagain!Thistime,I\'dliketotalksomethi

Youthisnotatimeoflife;itisastateofmind;itisnotamatterofrosycheeks,redlipsandsuppleknees;itisamattero

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

Hello,everyone!Doyoulikesport?Ilikeitverymuch!SometimesIliketodosomesportswithmyfriends.Youshoulddot

LadiesandGentlemen,Goodafternoon!I’mverygladtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech.todaymytopicis“youth”.

MyFavoriteFriendMybestfriendisDaming.Heisagoodboy.Hehasshorthair.Heworkshardatschool.Andheisgoodatpl

MyfavouritesportMyfavouritesportisskating.Itisveryinteresting.Ilikeitverymuch.Iusuallyskatewithmyfri

金钱能买来幸福吗-CanMoneyBuyHappiness?CanMoneyBuyHappiness?Canmoneybuyhappiness?Differentpeoplehavedifferent

第一篇：Youth青春YouthYouthisnotatimeoflife;itisastateofmind;itisnotamatterofrosycheeks,redlipsandsupplekn

FoxandcockOnemorningafoxseesacock.Hethink,"Thisismybreakfast.''Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknowyouca

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

Asthesonggoes“Myfutureisn’tadream.”Ilovethesongwhichbringsmeconfidencewhensingingiteverytime.Ibeliev

1、HospitalityThehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittle

OnedayaFrenchmangoestoNewYork.Hedon'tknowawordofEnglish.WhenhearriveinNewYork,hetakesataxitothehotel

yourbrainhastwoparts,theleftandtheright.theleftparthasnothingright,andtherightparthasnothingleft~你的脑

Opportunity机会Withdoubtanddismayyouaresmitten,怀疑和沮丧使你备受煎熬,Youthinkthere'snochanceforyou,son?孩子,你认为你没有

Hieveryone,Iamso-and-so.Asyouallknow,LadyGagaisoneofthemostinternationallywell-knownartists.Herriset

 再问：有翻译没再答：大家好，我叫什么，今天，很荣幸站在这里与大家畅谈，我的演讲主题是诚实是最好的品质

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa