英语搞笑俩人对话

4人?你去看看《生活大爆炸》录一段吧,那四个主角超搞笑的

:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

推荐几篇好了Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirb

你俩今晚有啥节目?没啊没,啥事没有.那太好了,咱们去烧烤如何?我没钱,你们呢?我也是,一分钱都没有.太糟糕了,那咱么去弄点钱.怎么弄.我们去欠银行,然后我们就发了,我们可以天天烧烤了.听起来不错.哪一

警察和一个被发现超速的司机的对话.警察发现一个司机超速,把他叫到一边,准备给他罚单.机警的司机知道法律是讲究证据的,他不慌不忙,一步一步地把自己的有罪变无罪.好笑,也精彩.heSpeedingTick

经典对话一：男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：男：CanIha

表示同五年级..英语不好但是你可以找一些笑话然后用谷歌翻译对照多练练

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KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

TheLionandtheMouseALIONwasawakenedfromsleepbyaMouserunningoverhisface.Risingupangrily,hecaughthimand

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

TheMeanMan'sParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofind

英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto

-hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youare

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp

-Hi.-Hello.Areyougoingtolunchnow?-Yes.-Whereto?-I’mheadingforafastfoodrestaurant.-Hmmm...Idon’treall