英语幽默笑话

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Myauntisricher,theadoptionoftheRussiangirlsmallcousin,thisyear18years,themosthatedShangjie,variousac

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai

humorjoke(绝对准确）

1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas

LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortowcents.”WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?”“Igaveittoapoorold

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

一百个超冷笑话,可以冷死人的O(∩_∩)O~1:从前有个人钓鱼,钓到了只鱿鱼.鱿鱼求他：你放了我吧,别把我烤来吃啊.那个人说：好的,那么我来考问你几个问题吧.鱿鱼很开心说：你考吧你考吧!然后这人就把鱿

Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",the

THEARABINTHEDESERT　　（沙漠里的阿拉伯人）　　（旁白）：AnArabwaswalkingalongthroughthedesertwhenhemettwomen.Themenlook

Talkingclock会说话的钟Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden."

1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoc

Anotoriouslyabsentmindedprofessorwasonedayobservedwalkingalongthestreetwithonefootcontinuallyinthegu

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

AnotherFortyYearstoLiveCindywasfromtherichestneighborhoodintown.Oneday,shehadaheartattackandwastaken

Themeanman'spartyThenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapa

今天，男孩约女孩去看电影，女孩很开心。路上，男孩问：“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗？”女孩明知是5月20号，却故作矜持，害羞的摇了摇头。男孩一脸得意，：“笨，出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢？今天是