英语幽默短文50词

A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?B:yes,Iam~是,我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:

Thedoctorlivesdownstairs　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swron

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

请参考JUSTTHEFACTSJamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentp

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

TeacherandStudentLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said

英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Sh

WeatherPredictAfilmcrewwasonlocationdeepinthedesert.OnedayanoldIndianwentuptothedirectorandsaid,"Tom

英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Sh

英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Sh

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

SleepingPillsBobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-st

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

IknowwhoGodis!Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbo

Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirbabies.

ThePriceIntheHospitaltherelativesgatheredinthewaitingroom,wheretheirfamilymemberlaygravelyill.Finall

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

SleepingPillsBobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-st

"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?""BecauseI'vejustbit