英语幽默小短文初一

Thedoctorlivesdownstairs　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swron

一老者三世同堂.一天回家时买了一份“牛鞭”菜.饭间,儿媳感到此菜形象特殊,味又奇特问：爸,这叫什么菜?公公不好说明,说“动物身上的”儿媳又：“你身上有吗?”公公答：“有”儿媳又问“我身上有吗?”公公稍

TheFrogandtheOxbyAesop“Oh,Father,”saidalittlefrogtothebigonesittingbythesideofapond,“Ihaveseensuchat

请参考JUSTTHEFACTSJamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentp

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

TeacherandStudentLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said

ASoldier'sBrilliantIdea　　Mr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogob

英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Sh

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

IknowwhoGodis!Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbo

ThePriceIntheHospitaltherelativesgatheredinthewaitingroom,wheretheirfamilymemberlaygravelyill.Finall

AnditwasalwaysseldomscroogethatheknewhowtokeepChristmaswell.Ifanymanalivepossessknowledge.Maythatbet

TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsmanAtanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

AMistakeAnAmerican,aScotandaCanadianwerekilledinacaraccident.Theyarrivedatthegatesofheaven,whereaflu

Tomwasaneight-year-oldboy.Hecometoanewtownwithhisparents.Hisfamilywasveryrich(富有的).Theylivedinabig,b

"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?""BecauseI'vejustbit