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Thedoctorlivesdownstairs　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swron

一老者三世同堂.一天回家时买了一份“牛鞭”菜.饭间,儿媳感到此菜形象特殊,味又奇特问：爸,这叫什么菜?公公不好说明,说“动物身上的”儿媳又：“你身上有吗?”公公答：“有”儿媳又问“我身上有吗?”公公稍

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

TheFrogandtheOxbyAesop“Oh,Father,”saidalittlefrogtothebigonesittingbythesideofapond,“Ihaveseensuchat

请参考JUSTTHEFACTSJamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentp

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

Talkingclock会说话的钟Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden."

TeacherandStudentLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said

Allforone,oneforall.人人为我,我为人人.——[法]Dumaspére大仲马Othermenlivetoeat,whileIeattolive.别人为食而生存,我为生存而食.——So

第一篇APrivateconversationLastweeklwenttothetheatre.lhadaverygoodseat.Theplaywasveryinteresting.ldidnot

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

IknowwhoGodis!Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbo

ThePriceIntheHospitaltherelativesgatheredinthewaitingroom,wheretheirfamilymemberlaygravelyill.Finall

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TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsmanAtanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.

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英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

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