英语幽默对话短文

A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?B:yes,Iam~是,我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:

SecretforalongLifeAwomanwalksuptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch."Icouldn'thelpnoticinghowhap

Onedayaguydiesandfindshimselfinhell.Asheiswallowingindespairhehashisfirstmeetingwithademon...Demon:W

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

1．DoYouKnowMyWork?Onenightahotelcaughtfire,andthepeoplewhowerestayinginitranoutintheirnightclothes．T

FirstFlight　　Mr.Johnsonhadneverbeenupinanaerophanebeforeandhehadreadalotaboutairaccidents,soonedaywh

经典对话一：男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：男：CanIha

ASoldier'sBrilliantIdea　　Mr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogob

Oneday,avillageidiotwonthefirstprizeinthelottery(彩票).“Howdidyouguesstheluckynumber?”askedhisneighbor

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

SleepingPillsBobwashavingtroublegettingtosleepatnight.Hewenttoseehisdoctor,whoprescribedsomeextra-st

Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

大家只知道小龙女被尹志平OOXX了,以为是尹志平占了便宜,但真相到底是什么呢?当年小龙女被尹志平XXOO过了3,4个月,小龙女就离杨过而去,要和绝情谷主结婚,这估计就是有了孩子,妊娠反应出现了,她很惊

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔.一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产.他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了.半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话：你给我的

"Idon'twantacar,"saidthefarmertothepersistenr(坚持不懈的）salesman."Ineedanewcow""Butyoucan'trideacowalong

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一天,妻子苦着脸对老公说：“我已经很久没有称过体重了,不知道重了没有?”丈夫闻言说：“我劝你不要称比较好,毕竟有些事不知道你反而不会为此而忧愁!”

"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother."Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?""BecauseI'vejustbit