英语小剧本(带翻译 幽默的)

Thedoctorlivesdownstairs　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swron

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespo

一老者三世同堂.一天回家时买了一份“牛鞭”菜.饭间,儿媳感到此菜形象特殊,味又奇特问：爸,这叫什么菜?公公不好说明,说“动物身上的”儿媳又：“你身上有吗?”公公答：“有”儿媳又问“我身上有吗?”公公稍

Awomanwantedtoreachherhusbandonhismobilphonebutdiscoveredthatshewasoutofcredit;sheinstructedhersonto

IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?""Akidbitme

SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A：Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H

DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

ASchool-reportThefatherwasreadingtheschool-reportwhichhadjustbeenhandedtohimbyhishopefulson.Hisbroww

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

That'sYourWorryFreshoutofbusinessschool,theyoungmanansweredawantadforanaccountant.Nowhewasbeinginter

爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说：喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说：吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.

一只小猫　　MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop.　　"What\'sinyourb

英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下：MidwayTacticsThreecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedf

FORREST(voice-over)ThatMomma,shesurewasright.It'sfunnyhowthingsworkout.EXT.BAYOULABATRE/BUBBA'SMOM'S

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.--我叔叔下面有1

开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,对老婆说：“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”老婆妩媚一笑：“亲爱的,没问题!”老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,听见老婆在门外大喊：“老公,加油!老公,加油