英语中篇四人笑话

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

笑话[简明汉英词典]jokedrolleryjestjesting

Hithestorybelowismadebymyself,dog:docatsclimbtrees?Eagle:Yes,theydo!dog:Howdoyouknowthat?Eagle:oneni

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedocto

Canwehaveourteacherback?　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoi

一．清晨,唐僧从梦中醒来,发现孙悟空跪在自己的床前,于是便问：“悟空,你怎么了?”孙悟空满脸泪水的说：“师傅,我求您了,下次说梦话,不念紧箍咒,行吗?”二．猪八戒取经之后去整容后变成一个特别帅气的小伙

3×7=?一天,小明考试回家,爸爸：儿子,考的咋样呀?小明：有一题不会!那题10分!可我硬着头皮乱写了一个答案,希望它对.爸爸：哪题呀?10分那么多?小明：是3×7!我不知道等于几!爸爸：那你写了啥?

1)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"Sch

Conversation:GoingoutfordinnerAmandacallsJeffonthephonetoaskhimoutfordinner.A:Hello.B:Hi,Jeff.It’sAm

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

THEARABINTHEDESERT　　（沙漠里的阿拉伯人）　　（旁白）：AnArabwaswalkingalongthroughthedesertwhenhemettwomen.Themenlook

(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas

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HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

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Itisafinedaytoday.Theweatherisgood.Ididalotofthings.Inthemorning,Ididmyhomework.TheChineseiseasytodo

IhavejustmovedtoahouseinBridgeStreet.Yesterdayabeggarknockedatmydoor.Heaskedmeforamealandaglassofbee

3Dickwassevenyearsold,andhissister,Catherine,wasfive.Onedaytheirmothertookthemtotheiraunt'shousetopl