简单单词的英语笑话

tooDoctor:Yourcoughsoundsmuchbettertoday.Patient:Itshould.I'vebeenpracticingallnight.医生：听上去你咳嗽今天好多了.

AgoodchessplayerAmanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.Hewatchedthegamein

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

Teacher:IfIcutabeefsteakinhalfandthencutthehalfinhalf,whatdoIget?Tommy:Quarters.Teacher:AndthenifIcu

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?B:yes,Iam~是,我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:

I'llSeetotheRest　　Aguardwasabouttosignalhistraintostartwhenhesawanattractivegirlstandingontheplatfor

AsmarthousewifeAsmarthousewifewastoldthattherewasakindofstovewhichwouldonlyconsumehalfofthecoalshewa

某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:iamsorry.老外应道:iamsorrytoo.某人听后又道:iamsorrythree.老外不解,问whatareyousorryfo

heyAreDirectlyfromAmericaNotlongafteranoldChinesewomencamebacktochinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheS

1.Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'msti

“小子你给我起来！这才第十一拳哪！”mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGo

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

Amanwalksintoashopandseesacutelittledog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,"Doesyourdogbite?"Theshopkeepersays,"No,

LetmetakeitdownAnelephantsaidtoamouse,"nodoubtthatyouarethesmallestandmostuselessthingthatIhaveevers

我也要的啊,我是鞍山2中的你呢?Andthis.Thereisalegendaboutabirdwhichsingsjustonceinitslife,moresweetlythananyotherc

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

2.一个中国人在外国目睹了一场交通事故,警察前来取证,这个人描述：Onecarcomeonecargo,twocarpengpeng,onecardie…LetmetakeitdownAnelepha

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."Hesurveyedherfrom