环保的小故事或小笑话

有报道说:"据报道979年对全国798座城镇的调查,全国日污水排放量为国为民258万吨,其中工业废水占用819,生活污水占据199.1989年对全国代表大会854个城镇进行调查,每天的排放量达365.

英语笑话（一）Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子

一次,我在栽花的时候,发现土又硬又干枯,这是什么原因呢?我翻开了百科全书,原来,塑料袋………………………………………………………………………………此处省略XXX字

BeCarefulWhatYouWishForAcouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfell

Myteacheraskedmetospellalongword,aslongaspossible.Isaid,"SMILES".Shesaid"Itgotonly6letters?"Isaid,"B

我查了英汉词典的,是：Jokesmallstory

脑移植ABrainTransplantTheBrainSurgeonwasabouttoperformabraintransplant."Youhaveyourchoiceoftwobrains,"h

Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfromhisfami

TheNewTeacherGeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember."George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"askedhi

16thAsianGamesin201012-27NovemberinGuangzhou,China,GuangzhouisthesecondChinesecitytoobtaintherightto

FoxandcockOnemorningafoxseesacock.Hethink,"Thisismybreakfast.''Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknowyouca

、干掉熊猫,我就是国宝!　　2、紧急通知：请准备一寸彩照,身份证复印件,学历复印件,个人简历,送到国家航天局,据可靠消息,为庆祝中秋,要招聘嫦娥!（自带兔子）　　3、问世间情为何物,不过一物降一物～　

甲：为了节约用水,我决定以后用沙子浴洗澡……乙：为了节约用水,我以后再也不请你吃饭了……甲：为什么……乙：让你省下口水,解渴时候再用……

1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

第1则汤姆的生日Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfro

500MarkEinManngehtzumBarkeeperundsagt:„Wettenwirum200DM,ichpisseindiesesGlasaus1MeterEntfernun

第一则：心目中的英雄PersonalHeroOurgranddaughter'ssecond-gradeclasswasaskedtowriteabouttheirpersonalheroes.Her

一个失去了一小片的圆,想要找回一个完整的自己,于是到处寻找自己的碎片.由于它是不完整的,所以滚动得非常慢,但是它领略了沿途美丽的景色.它和昆虫们聊天,充分感受到阳光的温暖.它找到许多不同的碎片,但都不

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