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AtigercaughtaDeer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿Thetigerplanstoeatthedeer,sothedeerscreamed:"youcan'teatme"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大

Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idon'tknowson.I'mstill

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

Theshowwason.Itiswasdarkinthecinema.Oneoftheaudiencegotup,movingalongtherowofseatsandwenttothesmokin

不是我挑刺,提问者要求词汇要简单点的,你看你那个GONG有几个孩子认得?还是看看我这个小笑话吧：）太简单,我就不翻译了.Amanhadthreeapples.Hebegantoeatthefirsto

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Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

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小明：“小华,在哪儿呢?”小华：“在肯德基呢!”小明：“哇噻!好香!吃什么那?”小华：“我在厕所排队.”

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

“小子你给我起来！这才第十一拳哪！”mangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGo

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMasterCard&Visa.　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.　　Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty

Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourcla

在学校里,一个男孩告诉同学,大多数成年人都隐藏至少一个黑暗的秘密,这使它非常容易勒索他们说:“我知道全部真相”.这个男孩决定回家去试试.他回到家,和他打招呼时,他被他的母亲说,"我知道全部真相.”他的

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Amanwalksintoashopandseesacutelittledog.Heaskstheshopkeeper,"Doesyourdogbite?"Theshopkeepersays,"No,

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HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

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我在阳光下，我是黑色的。WhenI'mcold,I'mblack.我寒冷时，我是黑色的。WhenI'mafraid,I'mblack.我害怕时，我是黑色的。WhenI'msick,I'mblack.我