搞笑英语小作文带翻译

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todayissunday,Iwon”tgotoschool.Iambored,sothatIdesidetocleanmyroom.First,Itidyupallmybooks.Second,Is

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

1.TwoTicketsPleaseAyoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvitedhisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whenthe

1MyfamilyIlovemyfamily,becauseIhaveahappyfamily.MyfatherisanEnglishteacher.HisnameisJacky.Heisthirty

A:nicetomeetyou.B:nicetomeetyou,too.A:nicetomeetyouthree.这个就不翻了哈翻出来就没有好笑了希望对lz有帮助.

Ilikethewinterholidayverymuch.Thoughit'sveryshort,IcanenjoytheSpringFestival.Icanwatchcartooneveryda

MyfamilyMyfamilyisnotverybig,mymother,father,brotherandme.Mymotherisanenglishteacherandmyfatherisado

MyEnglishteacherIhavegotanEnglishteacher.Sheisveryfunny,andsheissonice.Shehasalonghairandtowbigeyes.

Withthetimegoingby,I'mbehappierandhappieronmyschool'life.Well,nowletmeintroducemylifeoncampus.Ihave3

Atrueabilitiestest:Thisquizconsistsoffourquestionsthattellyouwhetherornotyouarequalifiedtobeaprofess

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1.Excuseme,doyouservecrabs?请问你们有螃蟹吗?（请问你们为螃蟹服务吗）Sitdown,sir,weserveeverybody.请坐,先生,我们谁都服务.2.Mydogdoe

TheFoxandtheTiger（狐假虎威）Tiger:I’magreattiger.I’mveryathletic.I’mverybrave.I’mthekingoftheforest.Butno

秋天的童话不然就想不出来了,你去再查一查吧,※❤❀

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

MyfavoritemonthisAugust.Augustisaholidaymonthbecausewealwayshavesummerholidays.Augustisthehottestmon

有本英语幽默精粹,5元丛书

Inmymind,everyoneshallhavehisowndream.Ithinkthathavingadreammeansthatwehaveanidea,andthenwewilldoall

1.有一天,一只黑猫救了一只白猫,你猜白猫对黑猫说什么?白猫说：“喵~　　Oneday,ablackcatsavedawhitecat,whitecatblackcatsaidtoyouguesswh