搞笑英语两人短对话范文

:DidtheyoungmanspeakEnglish?Ihadanamusingexperiencelastyear.AfterIhadleftasmallvillageinthesouthofFr

1.Ihaven'tseenyouforalongtime!(好久不见了)2.Pleasedtomeetyouagain!(很高兴再次见到你)3.Anythingnew?(近来怎样)4.Hi~你朋友的

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

你俩今晚有啥节目?没啊没,啥事没有.那太好了,咱们去烧烤如何?我没钱,你们呢?我也是,一分钱都没有.太糟糕了,那咱么去弄点钱.怎么弄.我们去欠银行,然后我们就发了,我们可以天天烧烤了.听起来不错.哪一

A:Couldyoutellmehowmuchitis?（您能告诉我这个的价格是多少吗?）B:Intheneighbourhoudof$500.（500美元左右.）A:That’swaytoomuch

oy:Nightmarelastnightwasfrightenedtowakeupgirl:Whatanightmareboy:Dreamingofyoui:Thankyouforsharing

Steven:Speakingofthesubjectoftoday,whatchangeshaveyouseenhappeningindigitallearninginChina?Dr.Seymou

KeyLost(Henryisleaningonthecar,facingtheotherside,whileVickywalkstowardshim)Vicky:Hey,isthatHenry?Wh

编了一个出国修课却面临实际困难的对话.AconversationabouttakingthelanguagecourseabroadxiaoLixiaowangmeteachotherontheirw

TheLionandtheMouseALIONwasawakenedfromsleepbyaMouserunningoverhisface.Risingupangrily,hecaughthimand

Thechickenwiththreelegs旁白：Oneday,adriverdriveshiscartoavillage.Hedrivesveryfast,butheseeachickenover

TheMeanMan'sParty吝啬鬼的聚会Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofind

W:Haveyouordered,sir?you:Iwouldliketohave麻婆豆腐,thankyou

英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto

参考吧whatdoyouthinkaboutmoneyandlife?whatdoyoumean?whatkindofrolemoneyisplayinginone'slifenowadays?Ica

-hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youare

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

--朝搞笑英语对话一个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,面带微笑的：前台小姐：“Hello.”老外：“Hi.”前台小姐：“Youhavewhatthing?”老外：“Canyousp