50词的英语笑话

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1.TwoTicketsPleaseAyoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvitedhisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whenthe

A呀,这小B孩儿,C家D呀,EF也不穿,还露着小GG

笑话：Mumandherseven-years-oldsonarewatchingafootballmatch.Suddenly,thesonaskshismum,"mum,whydomanyuncl

1.Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow"

塞翁失马焉知非福(BlessingorBane)　　Onceuponatime,therewasamannamedSaiweng.HelivednearChina'snorthernborders.H

WittleWabbitAlittlegirlwalksintoapetshopandasksinthesweetestlittlelisp:"Excutheme,mithter,doyoukeepw

IfyouhavenotreceivedmyChristmaspresent,ithastobebecauseof-yoursockshaveabighole!BuBuitfast!!中文：如果你今天

3×7=?一天,小明考试回家,爸爸：儿子,考的咋样呀?小明：有一题不会!那题10分!可我硬着头皮乱写了一个答案,希望它对.爸爸：哪题呀?10分那么多?小明：是3×7!我不知道等于几!爸爸：那你写了啥?

4Stan:Iwon92goldfish.Fred:Whereareyougoingtokeepthem?Stan:Inthebathroom.Fred:Butwhatwillyoudowhenyou

Onceuponatime,astupidguywenttothedoctor's."What'sthematterwithyou",askedthedoctor."Ihavebeenbrokenal

这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己也学查查字典.(我说个大意噢:一位伊利若州男子离开冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛罗里达州度假.他的妻子正在外地公干,准备到时候在佛州会合.该男子到了佛州,驻进酒店,就急忙给

Atnoon,thehouseoftwofriends,mypeoplelesslikelytodrinkandwantedtogodownstairstoJapanunveilsXingColumb

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tellingajoke/tellsbajokeIwanttotellyouajokeabout.我想讲一个关於...的笑话给你听.

Themeanman'sparty.Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisap

News:3Chimpsescapedfromthezoo...1wascaughtwatchingtv...anotherplayingfootballandthethirdonewascaught

WhoIstheLaziest?　　Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelazi

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"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swrongwithme."Hesurveyedherfrom