初中英语幽默小短文初一

请参考JUSTTHEFACTSJamesCanton,CEOofTheModernNorthernElectricalCorporation,refusedaseventy-eightpercentp

TeacherandStudentLandonhadmadeanunsuccessfulattemptattherecitation,andthedoctor,somewhatnettled,said

ASoldier'sBrilliantIdea　　Mr.Robinsonhadtotravelsomewhereonbusiness,andashewasinahurry,hedecidedtogob

英语幽默：SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Sh

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

IknowwhoGodis!Aboysaystohermother,"Mom,isGodamanorwoman?"Themomthinksawhileandsays,"Well,son,Godisbo

ThePriceIntheHospitaltherelativesgatheredinthewaitingroom,wheretheirfamilymemberlaygravelyill.Finall

AnditwasalwaysseldomscroogethatheknewhowtokeepChristmaswell.Ifanymanalivepossessknowledge.Maythatbet

TheWorld'sGreatestSwordsmanAtanexhibitionoftheworld'sbestswordsman,thethird-placefencertookthestage.

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

英Inchildhooddaddythefishdiscussesthematterwhichforthefishstarvedfrequently.Listens,fishfishtwowithte

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

AMistakeAnAmerican,aScotandaCanadianwerekilledinacaraccident.Theyarrivedatthegatesofheaven,whereaflu

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

1ChineseNewYearChineseNewYearisthemostimportantfestivalforChinesepeopleallovertheworld.Itisalsocalle

初中英语美文

、NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolde

今天我正在看碟,老妈又捧了本书进来,说道：给我讲讲这几句话什么意思老妈：这个“idon’tknow.我说：“我不知道”老妈：送你上大学上了几年,你怎么什么都不知道!我说：不是!就是“我不知道”吗!老妈

Tomwasaneight-year-oldboy.Hecometoanewtownwithhisparents.Hisfamilywasveryrich(富有的).Theylivedinabig,b