七年级英语笑话带翻译长一点

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

1.AnunforgetblethingIwenttothehomefortheagedwithmyfriendsonJuly30th.Assoonastheeldlypeoplesawus,they

《小学语文新课程标准》明确提出:小学作文就是练习把自己看见的、听到的、想到的内容或亲身经历的事情用恰当的语言文字表达出来.著名教育家叶圣陶先生说过:作文要说实话、写实话,不说假话、空话、套话.《小学语

whiteman：areyouBlack?blackman：no,i'mWhite.白人：你是布莱克吗?（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）黑人：不,我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）

Whilewewerewalking,wewerewatchingwindowwashers'washWashington'swindowswithwarmwashingwater.当我们走路时,我们

年纪轻轻的不要这么懒,你要是写好了让大家帮你修改修改可以.不要总想着不劳而获.再问：TomorrowisNewYear’sDay,myfamilyhavehadacompletelycleaningf

Wasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseeme

大姐,你想多了,不会有人告诉你的,除非他是白痴.

A:Armstrongwent(go的过去式)tothemoon,thatgreat!B:That'snothing,myfatherwenttothesun!A:Thesun?It'sveryhot

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

Ashortyoungmanwasrunningbehindabuswhichwasfullofpassengers.Butthebusstillranatagreatspeed.　　"Stop,st

dad!istheinkdear?no!whydoyouaskthisquestion?motherisveryangrywithmebecauseIpouritoncarpet.再问：还有吗再答：a

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

他到底想借什么?Areyouusingyoumowerthisafternoon?Mr.Johnson:Areyouusingyoumowerthisafternoon?Mr.Smith:Yes.Mr

预算超标的小偷CaughtstealingAshoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"sai

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

Copytheexampaper　　Teacher:Jack,doyoucopyJerry'sexampaper?　　Jack:No,Idon't.　　Teacher:youarelying.Jerr

1.士兵问连长：作战时踩到地雷咋办?连长大为恼火：靠,能咋办?踩坏了照价赔偿呗.2.女：“只要有钱,我嫁给谁都行.”男：“银行的保险柜你嫁吗?”3..病人：“医生,你把剪刀留在我肚子里了.”“没关系,

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa