七年级的英语20词笑话

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3×7=?一天,小明考试回家,爸爸：儿子,考的咋样呀?小明：有一题不会!那题10分!可我硬着头皮乱写了一个答案,希望它对.爸爸：哪题呀?10分那么多?小明：是3×7!我不知道等于几!爸爸：那你写了啥?

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News:3Chimpsescapedfromthezoo...1wascaughtwatchingtv...anotherplayingfootballandthethirdonewascaught

WhoIstheLaziest?　　Father:Well,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelazi

1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas

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1.ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"has

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